mon-petit-coeur-noir:

rivers-for-me:

colleendoran:

reallyndacarter:

tattooedzombigirl:

theman:

beardedmrbean:

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the “P” in Potato.

May this potato bring you luck as we slowly slip into 2023.

beardedmrbean:

da-mous:

*doing your tarot reading*

oh. two of worms. it means worms are coming to your house.. interpret that how you will..

unclefather:

funnytwittertweets:

unstablecryptid:

plumslices:

no why is tom hardys lips like that. slut.

Literally

mazzes:

i want to smoke crack with her